barebackqueen:

kobetyrant:

thou shalt spend

I hope this was like last week or something

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

MY WHOLE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE FUCKING SKUNK WHAT THE HELL DID A SKUNK DIE IN OUR HOUSE

waluiqi:

i think im so stressed to the point where i dont even feel stressed anymore im just waiting for everything to collapse in on itself and i stopped caring

well I’m gonna give ds9 another chance

officialunitedstates:

would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me.  I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders.  the three most important CIA skills

drunkfeferi:

If you need a new mom I will be your mom. You are now my child and I love you unconditionally. Feel free to talk to me about anything. Don’t ever think that you’re not enough. Your feelings are valid and you deserve to be loved.

to-the-lake-of-fire:

mxcleod:

I made this cool little site that plays uptown funk whenever you need it, seriously please go uptownfunkify your life and make your day 50 thousand times better, its like an emergency uptown funk button for when you need it

http://uptownfunkify.com/

THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THIS.

nevver:

The search for quietness, mapped.